Flora Fling's Filings

Fucking Amazon

Fucking Amazon.com....Just when I thought I was in the clear, I received a birthday email reminder from Amazon for the Double Ex, whose birthday is coming up (THANKS A LOT AMAZON).

WTF!?!? Delete! delete! delete!

I did find it amusing that the first recommendation on the birthday list was titled, ironically, The Downhill Lie.

The Finish Line

When this stressful time of work is over, I'm going shopping!!! I've been eyeing a few beauties, like these shoes from Phil LaDuca. He makes shoes for Broadway dancers.

 

 

Hot Yoga

I went to hot yoga tonight. It relieves an enormous amount of stress which is pretty bad these days. When this stress is all said and done, I might consider another 30 Day Challenge.

That time of Year!

It's that time of year again. I dread it and am thrilled by the challenge simultaneously.

Happy Birthday to OTGF!!

Out of town girlfriend was in town for her birthday. We had a great dinner at Lavagna then headed to Employees Only where we managed to drink ourselves silly. The drinks there are so potently delicious you easily end up mixing liquors only to pay for it dearly the next day.

Sympathies from a friend...

Comments from a friend regarding MY most recent date:

"Sorry about that, but at least you got dinner out of it.  I was really hoping for some really good sex from a trapeze guy!"

HE was hoping for vicarious trapeze sex?!?! *I* was hoping for it!

Sigh...

Fuckability Factor Part Deux

Four weeks out, I think I already know who I'm voting for. Can we talk about the fuckability factor?

I don't mean to be a shallow bitch but I'm getting kind of excited of the prospect of looking at a hot president for four years instead of some ugly, old motherfucker. And I never thought Clinton, in his young age, was attractive.

Please God, we are on the edge of change!! The benefit of this potential change is the eye candy factor.

Typical Post

My girlfriend says this exemplifies a typically dull guy looking to date online. (Online dating scares the crap out of me).

How a guy on match.com describes his ideal match:
 
Confident, sexy, fun, sophisticated and discretely uninhibited...My ideal woman is the type of girl who says "I'll try anything once"; she finds nothing derogatory or offensive about the term "slut"; her favorite attire includes miniskirts or minidresses; she often wears nothing or "goes commando" under her skirts/dresses; she enjoys wearing lingerie and thigh-high stockings (particularly in the bedroom); she's always in heels (never wears flats!!!); her nails are usually freshly manicured; she thinks women are beautiful; and there is a good chance that she has one or two strategically placed tattoos. Sorry if I'm a bit specific and honest, but I know what I like. I hope this describes you. If so, I think you understand the connection and passion we may feel for each other...Please wink at me or email me and let's share a drink together.

Gettin' Married